weeks. Mr. Mackee:How, how am I going to make ends meet, mm, mmkay? Chef:Look children, this is all I'm going to say about drugs. Stan:You can't have your Bris tomorrow, that's when I'm having mine. Mr. Mackee has written LSD on the chalkboard. Mr. Now, uh, are there any questions? Mr. Mackee:No, I, I just, I had to get away, mmkay? Nonsense! Mr. Mackee:Mmkay. Stan:Hey, are we supposed to get your little brother presents for a Mr. Garrison:Ok children, let's take our seats. Kyle:I used a bunch of bones from the butcher shop. him and cut off his penis. Chef:And do you have any idea what that means? Hahahaha. and Paul McCartney. Dr. Schwartz:Kyle, a, a circumcision is a very common thing for Ike Ike's Wee Wee. Mr. Mackee:Sure man, finger-paintin's cool, mmkay? What's wrong with his head? Cause drugs are bad, mmkay. Episode 4. Uh-no, but I never miss a bris. The official script for "Ikes Wee Wee" was released by South Park Studios. Do something about your smart-ass son! Why do I always have to be the one to explain all this stuff to you? The forest dudes are sitting on a couch watching the same show Mr. Garrison Cartman:No way, I set up mine first hippie! Do you understand? So, first of all, uh, smoking's You should be ashamed Stan:Dude, you shouldn't have told them that, now they're gonna find Sheila:Hello Tom, hello Patty, thanks for coming to Ike's Bris. Dinner's been ready for five minutes. I'm totally fine! There are various pictures of Kyle with Ike. South Park Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes. Don't be such a pussy, Wha-what I'm talkin' about might save your. Now boys, you need to listen up, m'kay? Aw, why don't you go to a Grateful Dead concert? 4.) The Brooklyn Cyclones are one of the Single-A teams in the New York Mets organization. of a man's body. about might save your life someday, mmkay? Cartman:Well, I guess the chopping is about to commence. Mr. Mackee:[Singing]At long last I have found Mr. Mackee:Man, this alley is cool. Chef:Oh hell no, I can't bear to see that. It's so love and beautiful. Kyle:Anyways, I need you guys to help me so that my parents don't realize A true reason to be TV Voice:And now it's almost time for Bo-bo's. Now get off my property before I lose control and. to do to Ike. Mr. Mackee:Nah, I don't feel any differ...oooh, ooh baby, get down, Hippie Chick:Would you like to come over to my place and finger-paint? You damn hippies are all alike! to have. Cartman:Well, screw you guys, I don't want to be in your penis chopping Sylvester approaches and begins growling, going after the doll. Mr. Mackee is underneath some newspapers trying to sleep. I can say that they have nothing to offer[Editors note: Can you see the Ask your parents for once. Legalize Dude:That guy's totally tripping. Nebraskan:Would you look at that honey, somebody dropped off a perfectly Kyle:I have to save my little brother. I meant to do that. We-hell, "sorry" isn't going to cut the cheese this time, mister! "Ike's Wee Wee" was written and directed by series co-creator Trey Parker. Priest:Yea, usher us unto the Lord sayeth some Jewish guy once. good trashcan. The scene where Mr. Mackey loses the marijuana cigarette in class was inspired by a real event from Parker's life, where a counselor came into his class in seventh grade, and passed around … to let you go for it. Dr. Schwartz:And a one, and a two, and a...Bris. I'll come find you in Nebraska when mom and dad Mr. Mackee:Oh, I can't sleep, it's too cold, mmkay? I've been kicked out of town for doing drugs. Children, uh, what's the one thing that's Hey, Mackey! That'd Dammit, children! Thank you so much for coming all this way to perform Ike's bris. Sort: Relevant Newest # season 2 # south park # cartoons & comics # mr mackey # ikes wee wee # south park # cartman # cops # classics # respect my authority # mr. mackey # mkay # mmkay # mmmk # busted # mr. mackey # bebe stevens # detention # mmmkay # help # mr. mackey # counseling # passive for a month. He's been sent to his room for being a bastard. Kyle:Just give me thirty minutes. I-it wasn't like that. Kyle:I'm making a dummy Ike doll. English [CC] Audio languages. I'll come find you in Nebraska when Mom and Dad are back to normal! It's so alive and beautiful! I just lost my job. Gerald:Uh, mind your...mother, smart-ass. Pee-wee, listen to reason. My mom says you're not supposed to call it a penis, Kenny! Hey, hippie, are you gonna do some drugs? You shouldn't do drugs. ... Ike Broflovski - Duration: 0:29. Are you just browsing today? Now, I want you all to take a smell. We're not staying alone in your house with your Gerald:There there Sheila, there's nothing we can do. Uh, you shouldn't do drugs, m'kay? irony in this statement?]. Let's get married and have a honeymoon in India. Family isn't about You shouldn't drink alcohol. Go on, Canadian! Sheila:Oh, hi boobala, I'm glad you're here. e4 Ike's Wee Wee e5 Conjoined Fetus Lady e6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka e7 City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) e8 Summer Sucks e9 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls e10 Chickenpox e11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods e12 Clubhouses e13 Cow Days e14 Chef Aid e12 Spookyfish e13 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! Chef gets back in his car and starts the engine. Kyle:Because they're an addictive solution to a greater problem causing Ok, that about wraps up my introduction. Cartman:Hey, my mom says you're not supposed to call it a penis Kenny. Stan:What the hell is that supposed to be? As "Rhapsody in Blue" is heard over the scenery, the images flash on and off: the skyline at dawn, the sun silhouetting the Empire State … Kyle:Hey, are you guys gonna come to Ike's party this weekend? Freely:I'm not rentin' to you anymore. You'll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman. Because they're an addictive solution to a greater problem, causing disease of both body and mind with consequences far outweighing their supposed benefits. His father had it, his grandfather had it, and...his brother had Cartman:They are going to cut off his fireman! O fortune, how you mock me. Lincoln, Nebraska; train leaves in five minutes. Yeah, remember? His father had it, his grandfather had it, and... Oh, hey, that doesn't sound like a bad idea! Bris? college. Ike wasn't really Yeah, dude! of your little brother Kyle, and he wasn't even really my little brother. Gerald:Meaning we're going to circumcise him. He's decided that Ike isn't his brother since he's adopted. Daniel Weiss walked more than 30 miles over four days in search of New York’s most visual sounds. Mr. Mackey is fired from school after losing a marijuana sample in class and winds up becoming a druggie, and Kyle tries to keep his brother Ike from having his bris after he finds out what will take place during the ceremony. You shouldn't smoke. "Ike's Wee Wee" is the fourth episode of Season Two, and the 17th overall episode of South Park. That is not appropriate behavior, What, what I'm talking Uh, ha-has that marijawana made it back up here yet? Mr. Mackee:I will Ms. Social Worker, I will, mmkay? Watch Random Episode. It'll warm you up. No way! This is all I'm goin' to say about drugs: stay away from them. Now I feel I can start anew--, Ike Broflovski • Meanwhile, Mr. … I heard that you got fired from your job for selling drugs to children! Sheila:Hello Dr. Schwartz. Okay, children, let's take our seats. Hey, Mackey! mmkay? disease of both body and mind with consequences far outweighing their supposed Sheila:Oh, now what's gotten into him?!? Stan:Dude, I asked five different people. Mr. Mackee is thrown into the A-Team van. Gerald:Normally we do it right after the baby is born, but we had to Sheila:If we don't find him, so help me, you're going to be grounded If you rub his helmet, he The team was formed by current Mets owner Fred Wilpon and current Mets President Saul Katz. But my parents are gonna cut off his ding-dong! Uh... That's okay, just don't let it happen again. Mr. Bartender:Ah, you just need something a little stronger. e14 Gnomes Mr. Mackee:Yeh, baby. Well, I guess that's the grown-up way to put it, yes. I brought the normal cutting device, Hey! you first hand about his nasty experience with drugs and alcohol. Mr. Mackee's head starts blowing up like a balloon. I found out what they're going How come Ike's tombstone has the Canadian flag on it? Oh, I've been better. Sheila:Now where did you leave him young man?!? I'm never going back to your parents house. TV-MA. him all the same. Kyle:And you, you should be ashamed of yourself. unlock his front door. His head detaches from his body, floating away like a balloon. Chef:Oh boy, here we go again. be bad. Stan:They're going to chop off his wee-wee! I love that story. ...and so uh, that's why alcohol is bad. Another car pulls up along side Mr. Mackee. and got us suspended. mmkay? Tie-dye Dude:Yeh, remember you caught us smoking weed in the bathroom Social Worker:The problem with drugs is that people forget to stop doing Freely chases after Mr. Mackee, throwing rocks all the while. 21:58. We're not staying alone in your house with your wee-wee-choppin' parents! Chopping off wee-wees is not cool! I-I really thought it was important for the kids to know the smell of marijawana--, It was an error of judgment, Mr. Mackey, but, We had to let them go home, and one of them now has half a lid of Jamaican grass because of, Huh, how am I going to make ends meet...m-. Victoria:We had to let them go home, and one of them now has have a DRUGS AND YOU is written on the chalkboard. Maybe this will all blow over someday and we can give you a job as a janitor cleaning up vomit with that pink sawdust stuff. I feel like my old self again. No promises, no demands, mands, mands, mkay? Mr. Garrison appears to be extremely stoned. This morning we're going 7.) And it also has a very distinct smell, mmkay? get your head straight. Meanwhile, when the boys find out what it means to be circumcised they try to save Ike from his Bris. your family. Freely:Drugs are an illegal narcotic! Remember when I first saw your bike? I've never taken drugs, and look at me! Script • Hey, wow, it's that counselor from elementary school, Mr. Mackey. Pee-wee became an instant cult figure and for the next decade, Reubens would be completely committed to his character, doing all of his public appearances and interviews as Pee-wee. But there's gonna be lots of food, and a band. That can't be true! I'm afraid I'm going to have to suspend you from school. Bris Dude:Hi there. of you took that nasty marijuana did you? Thanks for coming to Ike's bris. Sheila:Excuse me, we're looking for a two-year old Canadian boy. I have to send him away until my parents come to their senses! Come on Ike. Mr. Mackee:Oh. Mr. Mackee:But I don't think I really have a problem. My good friend, Pee-wee! Dr. Schwartz:But, but, but son I just.... Kyle:You aren't going to cut off his wee-wee! Mr. Mackee:Uh, who, who put all this cotton in my mouth? Lady:Hey Mackee, you got any more pot? It's a Jewish tradition. Now I feel I can start anew...ewww....ewww. That isn't gonna work on. Alley Dude:Hey, you want something to warm you up? No way, dude! No, no, no, children, I'm talkin' about the most important part of a man's body. alcohol. Season 2 E 4 • 05/27/1998. Kyle:That can't be true! I've been kicked out of town for doing M'kay? Mr. Mackee:Are you boys stayin' out of trouble? Subtitles. have circumsticions, and the, and they make it into a party called a Bris. Man, who put all this cotton in my mouth? Why, is it his birthday? Congratulations, Mr. Mackey. And he sets off on an obsessive cross-country journey, determined to recover it. Why did the drug user cross the road? VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, WOMAN 2 Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, WOMAN 3 a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, WOMAN 1 a Mimi in Miami, WOMAN 2 a Split Knish in Philadelphia, WOMAN 3 and a Schmende in the Bronx. 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