And I’m gonna laugh at your fucking funerals which is gonna be great. 7 MINUTES left. And I’m doin ALL FUCKING SEVEN. I hope I hit a baby in the fuckin head. You don’t know who the fuck he is. Yo – I’m seguewaying into my next joke. So anyways back to the joke. Bill graduated from The College of New Jersey from their prestigious AACSB Accredited School of Business with a Bachelor's Degree in Finance. In 2006, that's a great lineup by any reasonable standard. It ain’t ever fuckin happen. You fuckin jackasses. I wanna thank you guys for having me. Stage banter takes on a different — deeper — meaning as the comedian performs online shows to homebound viewers worldwide from his Mumbai residence. This doesn’t change anything. © 2021 Scraps from the Loft. Philadelphia Eagles Philadelphia Phillies Preakness Stakes Ryder Cup San Francisco Giants Seattle Seahawks. More than a decade ago, Bill Burr, a cantankerous comic from Massachusetts, came to Camden as part of The Opie and Anthony Show's Traveling Virus Comedy Tour. Filter these events. Veteran Boston comic Bill Burr watched from backstage as his colleagues were heaped with abuse. In general, Bill Burr seems jaded by politics and doesn't think neither Republicans nor Democrats are honest. That I really feel great. So, I came out and threw gas on a fire that was already going.". I hope you all get in your Ford Focuses and fucking drive off the side of that faggot ass Ben Franklin bridge. I’d grab you buy the fuckin hair but you don’t have any. What the fuck am I gonna do at this point. Never won shit, since fuckin Gerald Ford was in office. I had to buy a fuckin shirt for this shit. About Bill Burr: Prior to joining Merrill Lynch Wealth Management, Bill was a professional basketball player and a President of a successful company focusing on professional athletes. NEW! He decided to … The Eagles and Sixers are looking pretty good these days, Bill. That’s a fucking record. What do you think about that? Somehow there’s another dick in there for you to suck. "I was just annoyed because I was sitting there going like, this is one of the greatest comedy line-ups, as far as up-and-coming guys, that I've been around. Look at this. That fuckin pussy team. Bill Burr Tickets | Event Dates & Schedule | Ticketmaster.com Partly because he was actually quite funny and partly because he made it through the gauntlet and didn’t back down. I hope there’s a line of all of you guys getting fuckin car jacked and they take out their big black dicks and they just shove them right in your fucking mouths. You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. That’s great. You fucking one bridge having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about. You guys were phenomenal [Crowd Cheers] Oh no.. What about not fucking interrupting me you jackass. Oh Fuck all you people you ya know what you fucking losers, I hope you all fucking die, and I hope those fucking Eagles never win the Superbowl. When the artist before him was booed off the stage, Burr decided to go on the offensive. I hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole and you go home tonight and lick it and get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer – all of you. 4 minutes left To fuckin talk about you CUNTS. Transcript of the "Philadelphia incident" where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act was heckled heavily by the crowd. City of Brotherly Love. William Frederick "Bill" Burr (b. June 10, 1968) is an American comedian. That’s all I got left. I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden. 6 Minutes left and I will be selling my CD after this shit you mother fuckers [CHEERS] and the only way one you’re getting one is if I throw one at your fuckin stupid heads. For twelve minutes he unleashed his fury on the city of Philadelphia. Why don’t you fucking build something for Joe Frazier. Suck a fuckin dick. The last two minutes is gonna be my rider for the rest of this fucking tour. I should get fucking paid right now people. Fucking Rocky is your hero. By Abigail Covington "I didn't want to do the show at that point, so really, them booing to the level that they did was my fault," Burr said. Fucking standing backstage for 3 hours to get booed by this GED fuckin stupid-ass piece of shit fuckin crowd. He grew up outside of Boston, Massachusetts and did fairly poorly in school, despite the fact that he applied himself. What I should have done was I should have kept my head in the game to survive it. Go fuck yourselves. Went to the Banana Republic, picked a 20 dollar shirt off the rack. I’m gonna be the little observational comedian here. What’s left, the Phillies that faggot ass team named named after a female horse. I’m gonna finish my set by takin this mic stand base like a fuckin disc. Burr has spoken before about Philadelphia's spirit for booing things and admits he has an affection for the city. What else what else. You got a fuckin ping pong team? Getting booed by people sittin in the fucking grass. Bill Burr - The Philadelphia Incident (Better Audio) - YouTube "I wasn't a professional. The first guy to go on, someone no one remembers out of kindness, got destroyed by the afternoon Philly crowd. Burr has spoken before about Philadelphia's spirit for booing things and admits he has an affection for the city. The Sixers the Eagles and Sixers are looking pretty good these days, Burr... 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